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Bill Cipher's Random Stuff 7
AN: The seventh installment of random one-shot skits from Subuku No Jess' stories and different fandoms. Most of these are non-canon and OOC. Be warned. - Bill Cipher
"Hello, readers of DeviantArt!" Bill Cipher greeted as he was sitting on a giant throne in a dark room while sipping some tea. "Welcome back into Subuku No Jess's mind. Last time, I managed to make Weirdmageddon possible, possess the writer, and take over the world by storm! I made myself home in this weird mindscape and I wanna thank you all for supporting me and the writer. So here's some clips I managed to pull up two years in the making! Without further ado, let's get this chaotic party started!" Bill cheered, snapping his fingers.
How I reacted to Tokyo Ghoul Season 1
SNJ was walking through a store until Kaneki walked up to her, holding up a purse. "You forgot your purse, Miss!"
"Why thank you!" The writer smiled, getting her purse back. "You are so kind and nice."
"Well, it was nothing really." The boy laughed sheepishly. "Say, do you want to watch my anime? It's called Tokyo Ghoul and it has to do with supernatural creatures... sort of."
"Sure! You seem like a nice guy I can relate to." SNJ nodded as the two walked together, hand in hand.
Twelve episodes later...
Subuku no Jess watched in both amazement and shock at the twelfth episode, her eyes glued to the TV as she saw each minute of it. Just then, Kaneki's voice came from the TV, "Remember, you're the one that tried to eat me first. So you'll get what's coming to you... when I eat you instead." The writer instantly backed up as gulping sounds were heard, then silence.
SNJ had swirly eyes and a blush on her face as many ideas ran into her mind such as Jessy equals Black Kaneki and OogieJess equals White Kaneki. While she was thinking this, the room started to shake violently until the ceiling opened up to reveal a giant Kaneki with white hair and his one ghoul eye activated. SNJ looked up, blushing more.
"Hey writer, I'm still hungry after all that. If you buy Root A and get addicted to both me and my anime, I'll let you watch me eat several ghouls like a bad***." The male offered.
SNJ squeaked. "... For realsies?"
"For realsies." A giant pale fist came down towards the writer as she continued to stare and blush in total shock, fist-bumping the half-ghoul while doing so.
A woman named Moana was wandering around Disneyland with her pet pig Pua as she smiled. "Wow, the most happiest place on Earth! Well... one of them anyway. I wonder how everyone's going to be when they see us!" Pua oinked in response, then squealed when a lot of people were coming up to them, bowing.
"Our pure hero!" Everyone cheered.
"What?" Moana stepped back a bit as Queen Elsa came up to her.
"Well, last year was a harsh year for everyone and you, Dory, and Officer Hopps are one of the few good things of the year. Plus, people are starting to dislike my movie and comparing it to yours." Elsa explained. Both Moana and Pua blinked.
"... Okay?"
Gunshots were heard in a city as a pink haired man named Asmodeus ran while holding onto his bleeding chest. He noticed a black and red car and got inside, panting.
"Hey, Bee, take me to the hospital! I've just been shot." He demanded. On the driver's seat was an orange haired chubby man named Beelzebub who glanced at his brother while narrowing his eyes.
"Ya got that gas money?" Bee asked.
"My host body is dying!"
"Well, rest in peace!" Bee smirked, driving backwards with Asmodeus being shocked.
"Brother!"
"Is your brother good with kids?" A mother was asking Ford Pines.
In another room, Stan was watching a young Jessy as he asked. "So... what's your favorite band?"
"Panic at the Disco." Jessy replied. Stan stared at her until he head-butted the girl, knocking her down.
Back with Ford, the man sweat-dropped.
"He has been a rough man all of his life."
If iPhones were monsters
Jessy was laying down on her bed, playing on her iPhone when she got up to get a snack. When she came back, she saw Oogie laying down on the bed. He looked at her and moaned. "I'm full... delete some stuff."
"Okay then." The girl nodded, going over to him. "Let's just delete the News app-" Oogie grabbed her hand.
"No! Never the News app!"
Jessy blinked, confused. She tested something. "But my photographic memories of my family and friends?"
"Oh, you can dump them!" The boogeyman smirked, giving her a garbage bin of photos. Jessy yelped at this.
"So... what's not going to be in Kingdom Hearts 3?" Oswald the Lucky Rabbit asked a person in an office, curious.
"Well, we don't want to beat dead horses and we want the new Disney films to be focused on, so worlds such as Halloween Town and Wonderland will be cut." The person said. "We're so sorry."
"That makes sense and I forgive you, but wait a minute!" Oswald suddenly got up on a table and pulled up a picture of Mount Olympus as he started singing while frowning..
Oswald: Why the heck you're lyin'?
Why you always lyin'?
Oh my gosh-!
Star Butterfly came into a room smiling with Marco following from behind. She cheered. "I'm back from my hiatus for a new season!"
"Um, Star?" Marco pointed to the people in the room in worry.
Dipper was sitting on a couch with a frown, "Everyone's still sad that my show ended and they're waiting for Journal 3 to come out."
Wander was staring out the window, smiling as he tapped his foot impatiently. "Currently a lot of my fans are signing petitions to give me another season. I'll just wait right here for an answer."
Worst of all, Steven was huddled at a corner in the fetal position, crying, "Everyone is getting bombed 22 times!"
Star and Marco just blinked. "What happened while we were gone?" They asked in unison.
Edward Elric and his brother Al were walking down a hallway as Al commented. "Wow, we have lots of fans on the internet."
"Be careful, Al. The internet is a cruel and dark place, especially DeviantArt." Ed warned, looking around. "For all we know, some artist with a weird fetish would turn us into the most horrible thing imagined!" As soon as he said this, he gagged and fell, his body growing larger in height. He then froze.
"Brother?" Al questioned in worry.
A few moments later, a giant Edward was hugging and twirling SNJ around happily while cheering. "You are the best artist in the whole wide world! I love you!"
"Wha-?" SNJ blinked, holding on for dear life while blushing.
"Flowey... who's this pipsqueak?" Twoey asked, feeling a little brown-haired child on his pod.
"Keep it... it's yours. I don't want it." Flowey sulked, his head on the ground in annoyance. The child, Frisk, just smiled and played with Audrey II's leaves cutely. Twoey just stared.
"The difference between myself and Jessy?" Jess asked, adjusting her glasses with a frown. "Well, for starters, I'm not a happy-go-lucky girl who likes getting eaten by beings she cares about-"
No sooner had she said that, Oogie came into the room with a scowl. "Babe, I haven't eaten in days and I missed you." Jess blinked and quickly slathered chocolate syrup onto her body along with some whipped cream and cherries.
"Eat me please!" She squealed in delight. A few minutes later, Oogie belched and patted his stomach while Jess's voice was heard mumbling. "... Don't judge me."
What happens every time you crush on a fictional character
SNJ was looking through the shelves in a supermarket when she glanced over to see Karma Akabane in the same aisle. She smiled happily and floated slowly towards him as singing was heard in the background.
I can't help
Falling in love with-
A record scratch was suddenly heard when Nagisa Shiota came next to Karma with a sign on him saying, "Canon Ship, Fan-made Ship, or OTP". Karma smiled and put his arm around Nagisa.
At this, SNJ's face fell and she floated backwards, dejected.
Love hurts!
"Finally, the world is mine!" Audrey Two smirked as he and the other plants started taking over major cities. Instead of people freaking out and running for their lives, they bowed in deep respect. Some even started to applaud at the rampage.
"Thank you!" The world cheered in unison. The giant plant just stared before putting some vines on his pod, contemplating how messed up the world is now.
This time of year...
Karma had a winter hat on as he smirked in his room with Oogie and Baby Be'el by his side.
Karma and Oogie: A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonder-
In another room, Nagisa and SNJ were groaning and hitting their heads on their textbooks as they were studying during the wintertime.
If Oogie ever became a teacher...
Oogie was subbing for Creative Writing, so the first thing he did was confiscate items. He took a cellphone from one student, then a bag of potato chips. "That's mine and I'm taking these!"
Just then, Jessy came in with two large lunch boxes. "Sweethearts, you forgot your lunch-"
"Your mom's mine now." The boogeyman simply carried the woman over his shoulder like a doll.
Both Haru and Nami blinked. "Wha-?"
"Write in those journals. Bonus points if ya write about me!" Oogie ordered as he proceeded to eat the lunch boxes and chips while holding Jessy onto his lap.
At a city during night time, a Giant Bowser was stomping around while many people were screaming as he roared. "I'm gonna eat all of y'all because today's my cheat day! So give up!" He then stopped at a skyscraper where he saw someone playing Mario Party 10. Seeing that, he squealed. "Oh my gosh, you have great taste in video games!" He proceeded to watch the human play Bowser Party through the tiny window.
"You're an easy idiot, y'know." Flowey said honestly.
Frisk frowned. "Really, how so?"
"Just by looks alone could kill the soul inside you."
"Prove it!"
Suddenly, the flower turned into an adult goat person with dark eyes and a robe named Asriel Dreemur and he started growing bigger. As soon as that happened, Jessy came out of Frisk's body and fainted with her heart broken.
"Oh no! Live, Jessy, LIVE!!!" The child exclaimed in horror, pressing against the girl's chest to make her breathe again.
"Where's the princess?!" Naruto demanded, running into a room where the Purple Guy was sitting on a throne.
"Under my curse, only to be woken up by true love's kiss~" Purple Guy smirked smugly.
"Then there's only one thing left to do!" The ninja was about to do a hand-sign before he pleaded. "Do me next!"
"What?"
"I haven't slept in ages!"
Steven Universe went up to the Vore Gang, tugging at their legs. "Hey guys, what's it like being big and tall?" He asked in curiosity.
Twoey, Oogie, and Shukaku looked at each other before they smirked, "We'll show you!" The three monsters touched the small boy's head. Steven then found himself floating up high towards the sky with everything on the ground becoming smaller slowly as "A Whole New World" played in the background.
"So beautiful!" Steven whispered in awe.
And now, the coolest Pokémon Team in history...
In Po Town, a lot of Team Skull members were hanging out in the hideout when their boss Guzma came in, "Yo, let's pick up some heat!"
"Pick up some heat!" The grunts repeated with a nod, awaiting their leader's commands.
"We got that new Beethoven!" A Golisopod followed Guzma with a boom-box in its claws. Everyone cheered and started breakdancing to a hip-hop remix of Beethoven and the Team Skull theme.
At the Krelborn home, Audrey Two frowned at Jessy as they were resting in her bedroom. "What have you been doing drinking?"
"Twoey, you know I don't drink, so don't start that up." Jessy answered, reading a book.
"Then why did I find this bottle under yer bed?" The plant pulled up a water bottle under said bed.
Jessy blinked before exclaiming. "I need water to survive!"
"You know you humans aren't supposed ta drink in the house!"
Clawd and Draculaura were holding hands lovingly as Clawd sang with a smile.
Clawd: I can show you the world~
They went up to an ATM as the words "You have two dollars and three cents" were on the screen. A moment later, Clawd showed his girlfriend his driveway, both of them disappointed.
Clawd: I can show you my driveway
"Broken Age?" SNJ blinked, looking at gameplay on YouTube. "How come I never heard of that game? It looks pretty decent. What could go wrong?"
In the game, Shay Volta was at the controls of a ship with Jessy and Marek the wolf looking over him.
"I need to save this last creature." Shay said, determined.
"It's just one creature. We have to go!" Marek frowned. Jessy looked on the screen, seeing what looked like to be a claw game with a cute jellyfish like creature in the background.
"My old enemy... the claw game." Jessy narrowed her eyes. Throwing down her cap, she screamed. "I'll save you, helpless jelly!" With a battle cry, she shoved Shay aside and took the controls, trying to lower the boom arms onto the creature, but the screen was moving too fast. "Keep still! We're not going to lose another one!"
Shay and Marek just blinked in shock.
Gaara was trying to use a desktop computer by himself, but the system crashed and he struggled to get it working again.
"Nothing's working at all!" He groaned.
"Wait, Gaara!" Naruto ran in. "We're not cavemen. We have technology!" He pulled out a cellphone... only to repeatedly smash it against the computer, breaking it in the process.
Gaara just blinked. "... It didn't work."
Pokémon games in the past...
"You can only fit twenty items in this bag? Oh man!" Jessy complained, shaking her backpack as she went to the PC to deposit some items.
Pokémon Games Now...
"Ace, could you get a Potion for me?" Jessy asked her Pikachu. Ace nodded as he opened the bag and stuck his head in there until he fell into it and he screamed, the bag being some sort of bottomless pit. "PIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAAA!" He continued to scream as he fell inside the bag. The trainer blinked before she backed away from the bag in fear.
"Hey, season 3 of Code Geass is confirmed!" Trachie171 shouted to SNJ.
SNJ blinked and stared off into the distance. Just then, Oogie came into the room, wearing a dark purple cape and had Lelouch's Geass from the last Random Stuff.
"Oogie vi Britannia! Please take over my country. The US needs you!" The writer pleaded. Oogie/Lelouch took one look around, then shook his head.
"No. You're all beyond saving. Enjoy your last moments of your sane lives!" He started walking away while SNJ grabbed his waist and begged with him dragging her.
"No, come back! We need you! Could you at least kill some people? Please? Please?!"
"Let's listen to the Moana soundtrack!" Jessy smiled as she put on some headphones and hit play on her music player.
Tamatoa VO: Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Jessy blinked. "This sounds... kind of weird. Why do people find this guy interesting other than the fact that he's voiced by Nigel from 'Rio'?" She suddenly froze however when another verse came up.
Tamatoa VO: Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
You little semi, demi, mini-god
Jessy's eye twitched as she continued to listen to the song until she slowly removed her headphones and walked away.
A few minutes later, a giant coconut crab named Tamatoa was sitting in a backyard, confused. "How did I get here?"
"You're mine now!" Jessy cheered happily from the back porch.
"Oh goody." He sighed, slumping onto the ground.
At the Akatsuki hideout, the members were each going on their missions when Sasori said to his partner. "I wish I could just leave you to die the young death you deserve, but orders are orders."
"Well then... I order you to get out! Hmm!" Deidara exclaimed before he and his partner started to bicker. Itachi passed by them and sighed.
"You two sound like a married couple...."
At that, both Sasori and Deidara stopped and shouted. "We are NOT A COUPLE!"
"Hey Aero, meet my sis-" Haru started to say as he walked in with his twin sister when he saw Aero stare, get up, change into a samba outfit and started dancing in place to impress the girl. Nami giggled a little. Aero smirked and danced his way over to Nami... only to get slapped in the face hard by Haru.
Normal Family...
"Don't let the bedbugs bite, Little Monkey." Mrs. Anderson said to her daughter.
Riley smiled. "Okay, Mom." Her mother turned off the lights and shut the door.
Jessy's Family
"Jessy, don't let the bedbugs bite." Audrey smiled. When she saw Jessy nod, she turned off the lights and closed the door. A few seconds later, the room lit up as Oogie was laying on Jessy's bed in his neon colors. Jessy's muffled voice came from inside of him.
"Oogie, no biting!" Oogie scowled at this.
Bill Cipher was at a desert somewhere without his hat and bowtie as he narrowed his eye in anger, looking around. "Where are you, ya little thief? I know you swiped my hat and tie! Give it back!" Just then, a doughnut was thrown towards him, hitting him right in the eye. "Ow!"
"Were you surprised?" A voice giggled. It was a genie-like Pokémon named Hoopa who was wearing Bill's hat and tie while eating a doughnut. Bill growled, taking the pastry off of him before he slowly turned red.
"Oh, I'll show you surprise!" Bill said, clenching his fists. Seeing Hoopa fly away, he snarled and charged after him. "Come back here so I'll turn your dreams into nightmares!" Hoopa laughed at that.
Typical Moana/Pokémon Crossover
"Welcome to Alola!" A kid named Hau smiled as he greeted Moana and her Demi-God friend, Maui, giving them a Popplio and Rowlet respectively.
"Thank you so much! This island's amazing!" Moana smiled while Maui agreed with a cheer. "Chee-hoo!"
But here's what no one thought of!
In Lalotai, a small Pokémon called a Cosmog was floating around until it spotted some shiny things on the ground and picked them up. A girl named Lillie was following it.
"Nebby, bad boy!" She scolded. "You shouldn't be running off like that! Now put those shiny things down and get in the bag!" Suddenly, Tamatoa came running towards them and stopped right in front of them, breathing heavily.
"A shiny tracker and his human servant?" He suddenly smirked. "You're both mine!" He grabbed both Lillie and Nebby with ease. Lillie grew pale and stuttered while Nebby cheered and wiggled around happily.
... I regret nothing.
First reaction of Karneval
SNJ was hugging a boy named Nai as she was watching the members of Circus come by. Upon seeing Captain Hirato, she squealed. "J. Michael Tatum!"
"No, I'm voiced by Ian Sinclair." Hirato bowed with a smile. "The captain from Airship one is Tatum." A red-haired male waved from behind.
"B-But, you're dark, implied to be sadistic, have this tuxedo thing going and you have the voice!" The woman argued. Spotting a blonde guy named Yogi, she called out, "Hey Vic, help me out here!"
Before Yogi could say something, a blue haired man came into the room with bandages on his head. He smiled nervously. "Actually, I'm the one who shares the same voice actor as Edward Elric, Tamaki Suoh, and others. The name's Karoku by the way."
"No, it can't be! The voices don't make sense!" SNJ was really confused now, hugging Nai tightly. Just then, Gareki came by and took Nai back from her.
"If it makes you feel better, I'm also Kaoru Hitachiin." He said. Upon hearing that, the writer screamed and backed up towards the wall.
"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
As music was heard playing, a fox named Nick Wilde smiled to the reader, "You can't find happiness in money or power, but you can find it in someone else... playing continuous ukulele music." It turned out that Steven was next to Nick, providing the music.
"Can I go home now?" Steven asked, visibly tired from strumming all this time.
"Never!"
At Lock, Shock and Barrel's treehouse...
A young Jessy was hanging out with Oogie's Boys when Oogie came in, looking mad.
"What did I tell y'all about drinkin' here?" He glared. Lock, Shock, and Barrel looked at each other before shrugging innocently
"Oogie, you know I'm not allowed to drink grown-up stuff, even when I'm a grown up." Jessy said, confused.
"Then what's this doin' inside o'me?" The boogeyman pulled out a water bottle from his back.
The four children stared at the water bottle, before Jessy got up and screamed. "I NEED WATER TO LIVE!"
"NOT IN MAH HOUSE!" Oogie roared back. Jessy snatched the bottle from the boogeyman, drinking it in defiance.
A moment later, Jessy ended up drinking her water bottle inside of Oogie, who crossed his arms in annoyance. The young trio just backed away.
Asmodeus put his seatbelt on as he was riding on a plane, hoping to do some travelling. Before the plane could take off, the pilot came out and asked over the intercom, "... Ya got that gas money?"
The prince of Lust glanced up, seeing that the pilot had a bit of a belly and had glowing orange eyes. He exclaimed, "Bee, we are on a plane!"
"No we're not! Get over here!" Bee grabbed Asmodeus by the shoulders, ripping him off of the seat.
"Brother!"
"Why are we still stuck here?!" Jay the Piplup screamed as she and her partner, Avery the Pikachu, were stuck in a forest with Grovyle. Just then, another exploration team passed by and stopped to meet them. They were Jessy the Servine and Ciel the Dewott. They both scoffed.
"We both finished our game, so walk it off!" Ciel and Jessy smirked. Before they could do a thing, two Pokémon came into the scene, towering over all of them. They were Jessy the Lucario and Bipper the Delphox. The Lucario gasped, seeing the two teams and rushed over, picking them all up from the floor while saying. "Bipper, look at these poor kids! We must save them. Go beat up the other Pokémon!"
"With pleasure~!" The Delphox smiled widely at that. At this, the Piplup, Pikachu, Servine, and Dewott stared in awe before all four them bowed repeatedly and exclaimed. "WE ARE NOT WORTHY!"
"... What the heck?" Grovyle blinked, confused.
What probably happened when Maui and Tamatoa were still friends...
"Rise and shine, buddy~" Maui smiled as he sat down near a large pile of gold. As soon as he said this, the pile lifted itself up, revealing to be Tamatoa with a bright golden shell. The shine from the artifacts reflected right into Maui's eyes, blinding him.
Shine bright like a diamond~
"Oh gods, my eyes!" The demi-god yelped and fell backwards, covering his eyes.
"I'm up, I'm up!" Tamatoa yawned. "Today seems like it's going to be a good day."
"I trusted you!"
Pokémon Logic
"We are Glutton and Lighting! We will destroy Alola tonight!" A giant grey and blue ultra beast with fangs and claws roared as it stomped all over one of the Alolan islands along with a white-haired ultra beast made out of cables. "We will stop at nothing until every living being is-"
"Poke Bean?" OogieJess held up what looked like to be large heart-shaped treats.
Upon seeing it, Glutton and Lighting both hugged the monster, begging for Poke Beans happily. OogieJess smirked and put on some shades.
The world is saved once again!
"Hey Connie, do you wanna hang out tonight?" Steven asked over the phone.
"Sorry, Steven. I can't. School night." Connie apologized before hanging up. Suddenly, an actual knight popped into the room, holding a sword.
"Back to work!" The knight bellowed. Connie yelped and instantly got out her notebook, scribbling on it. "Addition! Subtraction! Division! Economics!"
"So... what did you call me for?" Young Jessy looked around the dark room. Frisk pointed to a giant monster known as Omega Flowey, who laughed demonically. Jessy blinked slowly, then a lightbulb appeared on her head as she smiled. "I got it!" Taking out a stick, she hit Omega Flowey with it. The monster and the Fallen Child blinked at this.
"Is that the best you got?" Omega Flowey asked, not impressed. He got his answer when suddenly he transformed into a giant human version of himself. Jessy was about to charge at him until she changed into young OogieJess and punched Frisk, causing a pale child called Chara to fly out of them.
"Ow! What was that for?" Chara exclaimed in annoyance.
"Let's tango, demon child!" OogieJess replied, preparing his/her fists. Chara took out their knife and pounced on the monster child. As they were fighting, Frisk was recording with a cell phone while Omega Flowey just stared.
"What the heck?"
"And now for the weather is our weather-man, Deidara!" A silver-haired boy named Allen Walker announced while sitting at a desk. "Dei?"
"It's going to be hot, hmm!" Deidara exclaimed in another room, holding up a clay bomb.
"Thank you, Dei." Allen sweat-dropped, then muttered. "This guy's not going to work."
Just then Deidara came from behind Allen, smirking. "Climate change~"
"AAAHHH!" Allen screamed in fright.
Before...
"Sasuke? I hate him!" SNJ frowned, throwing a Sasuke plushie away from her.
Now
In "Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 3- Full Burst", Jessy was dressed up as Sasuke as she went down a hallway with Karin by her side. They came across two hallways as Karin informed. "Sasuke, there are two ways. The left path has many enemy shinobi while the right path leads straight to Danzo. Where should we go?"
Jessy thought about it until she smirked and started walking to the left. A few minutes later, she was laughing madly while swinging her sword at many samurai.
"I will kill you all! MWA HA HA HA!" Karin just watched from the background, blushing.
"You're lucky this door is holding me back!" Dipper threatened as he saw the human versions of the Vore Gang on the other side of the chained door. The three blinked before Shukaku pushed the door open easily. At that, the 13-year-old nervously gave the three monsters his possessions with a smile. "Here is my journal, my cell phone, my keys, and my hat! Come on in, fellas!" He escorted the tall adults into his house, hopefully avoiding any beatings from them.
If Video Game Villains Were Really Smart...
Team Rebels were fighting a large mass known as Dark Matter inside the Tree of Life. After the Riolu and Fennekin made their move, Dark Matter paused before saying, "LoOK oVer THerE!"
"Where?" Jessy and Bipper turned, only to get knocked out when Dark Matter threw it's animosity at them, causing them to fall asleep. It then stole all of the team's reviver seeds before drawing its power briefly and stabbing both Pokémon with shadow spears. It huffed, "WhO's wEAk nOw, FOOLS?!"
Why Tamatoa ISN'T part of the Vore Gang
At a beach somewhere, Jessy was going into the water with a smile as she waved. "Look guys! I'm finally gonna swim in deeper waters!" The human versions of Oogie, Shukaku and Tamatoa looked up from what they were doing. Oogie was raiding the food, Shukaku was tanning himself, and Tamatoa was searching for any shiny objects hidden in the sand. They all gave her a thumbs up.
A moment later, Jessy was practically drowning as human Twoey came running by, alarmed. Oogie and Shukaku were equally shocked.
"Oh Hell, my owner's drowning!" He then stopped when he saw that Tamatoa wasn't phased by this. "Aren't you gonna do something?!"
Tamatoa blinked, turned to Twoey, and deadpanned. "Help. Murder. Police."
"What about the rest of y'all?"
"The three of us can't swim." The three monsters pointed out. Twoey groaned in frustration before rushing to save Jessy.
"Hey dudes!" Soos called out to a group of people partying, "Some guy I met is gonna throw this cool party and he said it's gonna be the bomb!" Everyone cheered at that.
A few minutes later, the group entered a house and went into a room... only to see Deidara sitting on a chair with multiple clay birds surrounding him. He smirked as he made a hand-sign, saying. "Turn down for what?"
"Party's over!" Soos exclaimed as he and the party made a run for it in fear.
"Whoa, that was such a doozy! Hope that makes it all up." Bill Cipher sighed in relief before addressing the reader. "So you all have an idea what happens next, right? At the last minute, the group of random characters all band together, attack me at once, and I end up defeated, end of story, right?" He mocked this before suddenly laughing. "WRONG~! There's no one stopping me!"
To prove this, the triangle floated to a door and opened it, revealing nothing on the other side. "Didn't you notice how long this Random Stuff is? The lack of Broken Heart's friends in this? Why there's no new stories at all? To make a long story short, there was a big blow out and now everyone's dead and gone! The friends, the stories, the ideas, the relationships, everything's destroyed and I didn't have to do a thing!" He cheered. "And now that I'm in control, it's time I'd ruin what's left and have complete control of it all again, starting with Broken Heart!" He snapped his fingers as a spotlight shone on Jessy, who was chained to the floor and tired with bruises on her body. Bill narrowed his eye at the girl, contemplating on how to play with her.
During this, SNJ was inside a gigantic dungeon, staring at a blank piece of paper for who knows how long with her pen hovering above it. We finally get to see her appearance which was a messy haired tan woman with dark brown eyes, a simple shirt and slacks, and oddly wearing a violet mask over her mouth that had a red X on it. She was sitting on top of ruined buildings, papers, and bodies. Her hands were shaking as she continued to stare at the paper.
"... Have you been staring at that for months now?" A familiar voice groaned. SNJ looked up to see Tamatoa laying down next to her, staring at her in annoyance. The writer gasped before going back to staring. "Oh, hi Insecurity. Here to torment me again tonight?"
"As much as I enjoy it, not tonight."
"Then would you kindly go away please? I'm busy."
Tamatoa scowled, "And why should I do that?"
"Let's see, because I hate you? Because I want you to? Because you ruined my life just as I'm just starting to figure it all out! Because I can't do anything without you judging me! Because you won't let me scream?!" The writer's voice escalated rapidly.
"... Then scream." SNJ was taken aback at the crab's response.
"W-What?"
"You can't keep these feelings inside you forever. So I will allow you to scream it out."
"B-B-But there's people here watching us." SNJ pointed to the reader.
The shiny crab sighed. "Just pretend for a moment that they don't matter. It's just you and me. Now scream!" Although she still had her doubts, the writer took a breath before she suddenly roared. She kicked and screamed. She punched at the crab's claws even though they were too tough to do any notable damage. She threw things around. She rambled incoherently about all the bad things that happened currently, what annoyed her, and mostly expressed her hatred to herself as a person. All the while, the king of Lalotai sat throughout the tantrum, staring at the human with a deadpan expression.
SNJ concluded with a cry, "I just don't know what to do anymore! Every move I make and word I say is always a mistake. I still love my friends and family. It's just not the same anymore. If I don't get my act together, I'm going to end up alone living with all the guilt!"
"... yet, you're still here. You're still you. Despite all the inner turmoil and the idea of your purpose in life being questioned, you didn't give up. You didn't change your true self. You kept on going while still in pain." The writer grew silent, letting those words sink in. Her representation of her insecurity continued.
"Look Babe, you can't get rid of me for good, but you can control how you handle me... how you handle life. If I know you like I think I do, this is child's play compared to what darkness you've been through already. You're going to let some disagreements bring you down? You're going to let some stupid triangle control your mind and stories without a fight?" The words clicked into her thought process. She began to realize that he had a point. She was still there, caring about others and her own life. Without a word, she sniffled and hugged one of his claws in agreement, relieved that she at least let out her thoughts to herself.
Tamatoa smirked slightly at this. "You humans and your stubbornness. So, what do we do next, mon amie?"
"... I want you to take me to Jessy while you and Oogie stall Bill..."
Some time later, Bill was staring down at Jessy in a separate torture room, the girl recently electrocuted while she was still down. He was about to shock her again when he heard a couple of crashes.
"Oh Bill! We think you suck and we're gonna crash your place for a while~" Oogie called out from the upper floor. At that, Bill stopped and briefly turned red.
"Oh for the love of- I thought I gotten rid of everybody!" He exclaimed, frustrated. He then floated out of the room, not noticing SNJ coming in. Jessy panted, catching her breath when she saw the writer come up to her with a surprised look on her face.
"C-Creator? Is that you?" Jessy spoke up weakly with a cough. Seeing her OC in a weakened yet similar state, the writer ran up to her and dropped down to her knees, grabbing Jessy's hands and holding them for comfort.
"Jessy, there's something I want to tell you." SNJ choked before she continued, "I'm sorry for everything! For dragging you into this mess. For making you suffer my agony. For not writing. For not doing what I should've been doing. All this time since I created you, I just went along with everyone else and let them define you for me. Now that I'm thinking about it, only I get to decide who you are in the end. I don't know the real you, your backstory, or whether or not you'll get a happy ending. But I do know this: I've seen you as the person I want to be, the person who's happy with her life and is not lonely. But deep down, you should be all of me, flaws and all. Please, tell me your story! Even if it takes me till the day I die!" She then sobbed loudly, letting all of the stress and energy out. Jessy was silent, not knowing what to say. Before the writer knew it though, her OC gave her a warm hug and didn't move for a while.
"... Let's fuse." Was Jessy's reply after a couple of minutes. SNJ gasped and looked up, tears streaming down her face as she sniffled. Before she could break down again, Jessy tightened the hug.
"No matter what happens to either of us, I love you."
"... I know..." The writer whimpered. "I love you, too." Just then, the platform the women were standing on began to rise up. Noticing this, the two nodded to each other before standing back to back against each other, holding their hands together as they waited to encounter Bill once and for all.
At the top floor, Bill was trying to kick the two monsters out of the mindscape. "Both of you, get the heck outta here! I'm running the show now and I'm not letting some bugs and a crab tell me otherwise!"
"But then we would miss the show." Oogie pointed out as he made himself at home.
"What show?" In response, Tamatoa banged his elbow on the wall. The lights shut down save for one spotlight as a platform raised up from a hole on the floor. Jessy and SNJ were standing back to back with their eyes closed, Jessy still in chains. Bill just stared in disbelief.
As the instrumental version of "Shape of You" started to play, both women opened their eyes. Jessy looked at Oogie, her heart and stomach starting to glow as her eyes became hollow. SNJ looked at Tamatoa, her heart and back glowing as well. She squinted a little before placing on her eyeglasses. The both of them took a deep breath and their hearts started to beat in a fast pace as they began their dance while humming and entering hyper-state.
Jessy's dance was mostly freestyle and break dance, which consisted of twirls, swaying her hips, and letting the beat dictate her dancing. SNJ, on the other hand, stayed in place while doing an awkward salsa-like dance. Acting like the boogeyman, Jessy went up to the writer and grabbed her arms into a literal tango as she sang.
OogieJess: Writer, you know who you love
Ya can't handle this creativity
C'mon now, give me the lead
Ya might be crazy, don't blame me
SNJ hesitated with a blush at first, but gained back her confidence and smirked. Acting like the crab, she pushed Jessy out of the way to get into the spotlight.
SNJ/Tamatoa: Say, Babe
Why do you talk so much?
You'll end up eaten by insecurity
C'mon now, give me the lead
C'mon now, give me the lead
As the song continued, the two women danced together in a modern waltz, not caring whether or not they sucked at dancing. They briefly looked back at Tamatoa and Oogie, imagining their future lives, their achievements, struggles, and friends, both past and present. They laughed and cried at the same time before Jessy backed up and charged straight into the writer. They embraced and their bodies were enveloped in a bright light.
As Bill was blinded by this briefly, both Oogie and Tamatoa smirked at this. The light started to form a being as a loud heartbeat was heard all over the room. Soon, the light died down.
The fusion was large in both width and height. They resembled a twenty-foot-tall tan woman with a plump hourglass figure and two pairs of arms, the top pair having black fingerless gloves. They wore a large dark blue cloak, a black undershirt with multicolored polka dots, dark red bellbottoms, purple eyeglasses, and golden bracelets on their wrists and ankles. Their black hair was more messy in comparison. They had two pairs of eyes, the top pair black with light brown pupils and the bottom pair of dark brown pupils which were wearing the eyeglasses. With golden freckles, purple lips, bioluminescent heart-shaped tattoos on their body, and overall chubby young face, they were an oddity to look at. Oddly enough, multiple multicolored hearts were floating all around them.
Upon seeing them, Bill stared before letting out a chuckle. "I can't believe it! A fusion that looks like a copycat of Arapeta! And what are you supposed to be?"
Still chained, the fusion blinked all of their eyes, staring at the triangle. They looked at themselves before replying in a soft, four-pitched voice. "I'm expressing my insecurity creatively, so... I guess I'm Empathy, the leader and main ruler of Subuku No Jess..." That made the triangle roar with more laughter.
"Empathy's gonna stop me? Who thought up this plan?! What are ya gonna do? Snap your 'claws' at me?"
"Actually, I'm here to congratulate you and see you off on your new ownership of SNJ. You earned it after all. I mean, what good am I? You don't have feelings, so I'm useless against you." Empathy shrugged while smiling.
"Ya got that right!" He boasted, cracking his knuckles. "Watch me do my thing." He sat on his throne and started to glow, merging his being with SNJ's mindscape and draining the background color in the process. All seemed well until Bill started gagging and glowing red.
"What's happening to me?" The dream demon felt his entire body boiling and burning from the inside out. He started to see and hear words that somehow hurt him along with a thundering heartbeat. He glanced to see Empathy, Oogie, and Tamatoa just watching with smiles on their faces. Empathy showing their sharp teeth. "What did you do to me?!"
"Oh, nothing really special. I know you don't have feelings, but Subuku no Jess on the other hand? It's the exact opposite. I guess you could say our hearts too big for our soul and mind!" Both their hands slowly turned into fists, causing Bill to let out a scream as claw indents were visible on his body. The word hallucinations seemed to get stronger along with the heartbeats.
"Y-You tricked me!" Bill sneered, holding himself. "You wanted me to merge with your mind!" Empathy's toothy grin widened.
"You see Cipher, you figured out my weaknesses: I can't talk right, think right, look right, or do right, but you didn't take in what I CAN do. I can put emotion into both my acting, drawing and writing. I can take any cheerful creation and give a dark twist! I can bring cities to ruin, break people's hearts, and turn lives upside down with my words alone!" They laughed insanely, "Yet, I don't do this because of my emotions and fears. This place is my escape to the harsh reality and now it feels like the same thing. It seems like everyday, I torture myself with emotions and stress and there's no escape! And do you want to know why I suffer for so long?"
They paused a bit, almost defusing from the emotions that were about to come, but they pulled themselves together as Bill screamed in agony.
"Because I'm living. 'Cuz I'm still here, learning and making a place in life before I go. The only place there is for me in this world is stories, the things that drive my very being and keeps me sane! I want to write stories for people so that someone could read them and say 'Wow, I never knew that!' or 'I understand how that person feels', 'cuz in a world where time is dead and meaning has no meaning, you need somebody telling you that it's going to be okay! That there's someone out there who actually gets it! That they're not alone in this bipolar, messed-up place called Life!" They choked on their words, drool dripping from their fangs and tears streaming from both pairs of eyes. They took deep breaths before roaring. "So go ahead! Give it your best shot! I'm ready for anything you throw at me! No matter what happens, I'll keep on writing! I'll keep on dreaming! I'll keep on living until my time is up! You'll be stuck with crazy, stubborn me for a very long time, so you better get used to it!" They outstretched both pairs of arms wide and panted, the hearts around them pulsing gradually. The emotions that overtook the demon disappeared.
At first, Bill Cipher didn't say anything. He got up, floated towards the fusion, and glared at them face to face.
"... You are the most selfish, hopeless, sinful, idiotic meat-sack I ever met." The triangle commented drily, his gaze narrowing. Empathy glared back, not confirming nor denying the statement. They then gasped in slight surprise when the dream demon released their chains with his hands blazing blue fire.
"That's why I like ya, kid. Truth is I'm losing my touch too since a year ago! So I'll give you back your mind and body if you continue to still write about me. I'll even become your anarchy to sweeten the deal. So sit before I change my mind!" He motioned to the empty throne before floating off to the side along with the other monsters, leaving it at that.
Now tired and satisfied, the fusion limped to the large throne and climbed up until they sat down and relaxed, catching their breath. Once they felt a bit better, Empathy whispered. "Wake up."
All of a sudden, SNJ woke up while gasping for air. She found herself on her bed in reality during the night, surrounded by papers, textbooks, notebooks. Some had writings for her homework. Others had doodles. Most of the objects were scribbled and crossed out. Both the bed and the writer looked like a huge mess. Yawning and rubbing her eyes, SNJ slowly got her laptop and opened it to save her work. She then stopped and stared at the first thing she saw once she logged in.
On the laptop screen were the words: "Don't let something like that ruin you, babe!"
At that, the writer exhaled deeply and tears poured out from her eyes, all the thoughts and emotions spilling out of her quietly. She thought about her past, present, and future. She thought about her love and family. She thought about her friends. She then thought about her OCs and stories. Taking it all in, she sighed and went onto DeviantArt and settings with a serious frown. She really didn't know when to give up. She typed a little, moved her cursor, then pressed, knowing that she would face the consequences and challenges from here on out.
Click.
MJSmoothCriminal999 has changed their username to SubukuNoJess.
AN: The seventh installment of random one-shot skits from Subuku No Jess' stories and different fandoms. Most of these are non-canon and OOC. Be warned. - Bill Cipher
"Hello, readers of DeviantArt!" Bill Cipher greeted as he was sitting on a giant throne in a dark room while sipping some tea. "Welcome back into Subuku No Jess's mind. Last time, I managed to make Weirdmageddon possible, possess the writer, and take over the world by storm! I made myself home in this weird mindscape and I wanna thank you all for supporting me and the writer. So here's some clips I managed to pull up two years in the making! Without further ado, let's get this chaotic party started!" Bill cheered, snapping his fingers.
How I reacted to Tokyo Ghoul Season 1
SNJ was walking through a store until Kaneki walked up to her, holding up a purse. "You forgot your purse, Miss!"
"Why thank you!" The writer smiled, getting her purse back. "You are so kind and nice."
"Well, it was nothing really." The boy laughed sheepishly. "Say, do you want to watch my anime? It's called Tokyo Ghoul and it has to do with supernatural creatures... sort of."
"Sure! You seem like a nice guy I can relate to." SNJ nodded as the two walked together, hand in hand.
Twelve episodes later...
Subuku no Jess watched in both amazement and shock at the twelfth episode, her eyes glued to the TV as she saw each minute of it. Just then, Kaneki's voice came from the TV, "Remember, you're the one that tried to eat me first. So you'll get what's coming to you... when I eat you instead." The writer instantly backed up as gulping sounds were heard, then silence.
SNJ had swirly eyes and a blush on her face as many ideas ran into her mind such as Jessy equals Black Kaneki and OogieJess equals White Kaneki. While she was thinking this, the room started to shake violently until the ceiling opened up to reveal a giant Kaneki with white hair and his one ghoul eye activated. SNJ looked up, blushing more.
"Hey writer, I'm still hungry after all that. If you buy Root A and get addicted to both me and my anime, I'll let you watch me eat several ghouls like a bad***." The male offered.
SNJ squeaked. "... For realsies?"
"For realsies." A giant pale fist came down towards the writer as she continued to stare and blush in total shock, fist-bumping the half-ghoul while doing so.
A woman named Moana was wandering around Disneyland with her pet pig Pua as she smiled. "Wow, the most happiest place on Earth! Well... one of them anyway. I wonder how everyone's going to be when they see us!" Pua oinked in response, then squealed when a lot of people were coming up to them, bowing.
"Our pure hero!" Everyone cheered.
"What?" Moana stepped back a bit as Queen Elsa came up to her.
"Well, last year was a harsh year for everyone and you, Dory, and Officer Hopps are one of the few good things of the year. Plus, people are starting to dislike my movie and comparing it to yours." Elsa explained. Both Moana and Pua blinked.
"... Okay?"
Gunshots were heard in a city as a pink haired man named Asmodeus ran while holding onto his bleeding chest. He noticed a black and red car and got inside, panting.
"Hey, Bee, take me to the hospital! I've just been shot." He demanded. On the driver's seat was an orange haired chubby man named Beelzebub who glanced at his brother while narrowing his eyes.
"Ya got that gas money?" Bee asked.
"My host body is dying!"
"Well, rest in peace!" Bee smirked, driving backwards with Asmodeus being shocked.
"Brother!"
"Is your brother good with kids?" A mother was asking Ford Pines.
In another room, Stan was watching a young Jessy as he asked. "So... what's your favorite band?"
"Panic at the Disco." Jessy replied. Stan stared at her until he head-butted the girl, knocking her down.
Back with Ford, the man sweat-dropped.
"He has been a rough man all of his life."
If iPhones were monsters
Jessy was laying down on her bed, playing on her iPhone when she got up to get a snack. When she came back, she saw Oogie laying down on the bed. He looked at her and moaned. "I'm full... delete some stuff."
"Okay then." The girl nodded, going over to him. "Let's just delete the News app-" Oogie grabbed her hand.
"No! Never the News app!"
Jessy blinked, confused. She tested something. "But my photographic memories of my family and friends?"
"Oh, you can dump them!" The boogeyman smirked, giving her a garbage bin of photos. Jessy yelped at this.
"So... what's not going to be in Kingdom Hearts 3?" Oswald the Lucky Rabbit asked a person in an office, curious.
"Well, we don't want to beat dead horses and we want the new Disney films to be focused on, so worlds such as Halloween Town and Wonderland will be cut." The person said. "We're so sorry."
"That makes sense and I forgive you, but wait a minute!" Oswald suddenly got up on a table and pulled up a picture of Mount Olympus as he started singing while frowning..
Oswald: Why the heck you're lyin'?
Why you always lyin'?
Oh my gosh-!
Star Butterfly came into a room smiling with Marco following from behind. She cheered. "I'm back from my hiatus for a new season!"
"Um, Star?" Marco pointed to the people in the room in worry.
Dipper was sitting on a couch with a frown, "Everyone's still sad that my show ended and they're waiting for Journal 3 to come out."
Wander was staring out the window, smiling as he tapped his foot impatiently. "Currently a lot of my fans are signing petitions to give me another season. I'll just wait right here for an answer."
Worst of all, Steven was huddled at a corner in the fetal position, crying, "Everyone is getting bombed 22 times!"
Star and Marco just blinked. "What happened while we were gone?" They asked in unison.
Edward Elric and his brother Al were walking down a hallway as Al commented. "Wow, we have lots of fans on the internet."
"Be careful, Al. The internet is a cruel and dark place, especially DeviantArt." Ed warned, looking around. "For all we know, some artist with a weird fetish would turn us into the most horrible thing imagined!" As soon as he said this, he gagged and fell, his body growing larger in height. He then froze.
"Brother?" Al questioned in worry.
A few moments later, a giant Edward was hugging and twirling SNJ around happily while cheering. "You are the best artist in the whole wide world! I love you!"
"Wha-?" SNJ blinked, holding on for dear life while blushing.
"Flowey... who's this pipsqueak?" Twoey asked, feeling a little brown-haired child on his pod.
"Keep it... it's yours. I don't want it." Flowey sulked, his head on the ground in annoyance. The child, Frisk, just smiled and played with Audrey II's leaves cutely. Twoey just stared.
"The difference between myself and Jessy?" Jess asked, adjusting her glasses with a frown. "Well, for starters, I'm not a happy-go-lucky girl who likes getting eaten by beings she cares about-"
No sooner had she said that, Oogie came into the room with a scowl. "Babe, I haven't eaten in days and I missed you." Jess blinked and quickly slathered chocolate syrup onto her body along with some whipped cream and cherries.
"Eat me please!" She squealed in delight. A few minutes later, Oogie belched and patted his stomach while Jess's voice was heard mumbling. "... Don't judge me."
What happens every time you crush on a fictional character
SNJ was looking through the shelves in a supermarket when she glanced over to see Karma Akabane in the same aisle. She smiled happily and floated slowly towards him as singing was heard in the background.
I can't help
Falling in love with-
A record scratch was suddenly heard when Nagisa Shiota came next to Karma with a sign on him saying, "Canon Ship, Fan-made Ship, or OTP". Karma smiled and put his arm around Nagisa.
At this, SNJ's face fell and she floated backwards, dejected.
Love hurts!
"Finally, the world is mine!" Audrey Two smirked as he and the other plants started taking over major cities. Instead of people freaking out and running for their lives, they bowed in deep respect. Some even started to applaud at the rampage.
"Thank you!" The world cheered in unison. The giant plant just stared before putting some vines on his pod, contemplating how messed up the world is now.
This time of year...
Karma had a winter hat on as he smirked in his room with Oogie and Baby Be'el by his side.
Karma and Oogie: A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking in a winter wonder-
In another room, Nagisa and SNJ were groaning and hitting their heads on their textbooks as they were studying during the wintertime.
If Oogie ever became a teacher...
Oogie was subbing for Creative Writing, so the first thing he did was confiscate items. He took a cellphone from one student, then a bag of potato chips. "That's mine and I'm taking these!"
Just then, Jessy came in with two large lunch boxes. "Sweethearts, you forgot your lunch-"
"Your mom's mine now." The boogeyman simply carried the woman over his shoulder like a doll.
Both Haru and Nami blinked. "Wha-?"
"Write in those journals. Bonus points if ya write about me!" Oogie ordered as he proceeded to eat the lunch boxes and chips while holding Jessy onto his lap.
At a city during night time, a Giant Bowser was stomping around while many people were screaming as he roared. "I'm gonna eat all of y'all because today's my cheat day! So give up!" He then stopped at a skyscraper where he saw someone playing Mario Party 10. Seeing that, he squealed. "Oh my gosh, you have great taste in video games!" He proceeded to watch the human play Bowser Party through the tiny window.
"You're an easy idiot, y'know." Flowey said honestly.
Frisk frowned. "Really, how so?"
"Just by looks alone could kill the soul inside you."
"Prove it!"
Suddenly, the flower turned into an adult goat person with dark eyes and a robe named Asriel Dreemur and he started growing bigger. As soon as that happened, Jessy came out of Frisk's body and fainted with her heart broken.
"Oh no! Live, Jessy, LIVE!!!" The child exclaimed in horror, pressing against the girl's chest to make her breathe again.
"Where's the princess?!" Naruto demanded, running into a room where the Purple Guy was sitting on a throne.
"Under my curse, only to be woken up by true love's kiss~" Purple Guy smirked smugly.
"Then there's only one thing left to do!" The ninja was about to do a hand-sign before he pleaded. "Do me next!"
"What?"
"I haven't slept in ages!"
Steven Universe went up to the Vore Gang, tugging at their legs. "Hey guys, what's it like being big and tall?" He asked in curiosity.
Twoey, Oogie, and Shukaku looked at each other before they smirked, "We'll show you!" The three monsters touched the small boy's head. Steven then found himself floating up high towards the sky with everything on the ground becoming smaller slowly as "A Whole New World" played in the background.
"So beautiful!" Steven whispered in awe.
And now, the coolest Pokémon Team in history...
In Po Town, a lot of Team Skull members were hanging out in the hideout when their boss Guzma came in, "Yo, let's pick up some heat!"
"Pick up some heat!" The grunts repeated with a nod, awaiting their leader's commands.
"We got that new Beethoven!" A Golisopod followed Guzma with a boom-box in its claws. Everyone cheered and started breakdancing to a hip-hop remix of Beethoven and the Team Skull theme.
At the Krelborn home, Audrey Two frowned at Jessy as they were resting in her bedroom. "What have you been doing drinking?"
"Twoey, you know I don't drink, so don't start that up." Jessy answered, reading a book.
"Then why did I find this bottle under yer bed?" The plant pulled up a water bottle under said bed.
Jessy blinked before exclaiming. "I need water to survive!"
"You know you humans aren't supposed ta drink in the house!"
Clawd and Draculaura were holding hands lovingly as Clawd sang with a smile.
Clawd: I can show you the world~
They went up to an ATM as the words "You have two dollars and three cents" were on the screen. A moment later, Clawd showed his girlfriend his driveway, both of them disappointed.
Clawd: I can show you my driveway
"Broken Age?" SNJ blinked, looking at gameplay on YouTube. "How come I never heard of that game? It looks pretty decent. What could go wrong?"
In the game, Shay Volta was at the controls of a ship with Jessy and Marek the wolf looking over him.
"I need to save this last creature." Shay said, determined.
"It's just one creature. We have to go!" Marek frowned. Jessy looked on the screen, seeing what looked like to be a claw game with a cute jellyfish like creature in the background.
"My old enemy... the claw game." Jessy narrowed her eyes. Throwing down her cap, she screamed. "I'll save you, helpless jelly!" With a battle cry, she shoved Shay aside and took the controls, trying to lower the boom arms onto the creature, but the screen was moving too fast. "Keep still! We're not going to lose another one!"
Shay and Marek just blinked in shock.
Gaara was trying to use a desktop computer by himself, but the system crashed and he struggled to get it working again.
"Nothing's working at all!" He groaned.
"Wait, Gaara!" Naruto ran in. "We're not cavemen. We have technology!" He pulled out a cellphone... only to repeatedly smash it against the computer, breaking it in the process.
Gaara just blinked. "... It didn't work."
Pokémon games in the past...
"You can only fit twenty items in this bag? Oh man!" Jessy complained, shaking her backpack as she went to the PC to deposit some items.
Pokémon Games Now...
"Ace, could you get a Potion for me?" Jessy asked her Pikachu. Ace nodded as he opened the bag and stuck his head in there until he fell into it and he screamed, the bag being some sort of bottomless pit. "PIIIIIIIIIIIKAAAAAAAAAA!" He continued to scream as he fell inside the bag. The trainer blinked before she backed away from the bag in fear.
"Hey, season 3 of Code Geass is confirmed!" Trachie171 shouted to SNJ.
SNJ blinked and stared off into the distance. Just then, Oogie came into the room, wearing a dark purple cape and had Lelouch's Geass from the last Random Stuff.
"Oogie vi Britannia! Please take over my country. The US needs you!" The writer pleaded. Oogie/Lelouch took one look around, then shook his head.
"No. You're all beyond saving. Enjoy your last moments of your sane lives!" He started walking away while SNJ grabbed his waist and begged with him dragging her.
"No, come back! We need you! Could you at least kill some people? Please? Please?!"
"Let's listen to the Moana soundtrack!" Jessy smiled as she put on some headphones and hit play on her music player.
Tamatoa VO: Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Jessy blinked. "This sounds... kind of weird. Why do people find this guy interesting other than the fact that he's voiced by Nigel from 'Rio'?" She suddenly froze however when another verse came up.
Tamatoa VO: Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
You little semi, demi, mini-god
Jessy's eye twitched as she continued to listen to the song until she slowly removed her headphones and walked away.
A few minutes later, a giant coconut crab named Tamatoa was sitting in a backyard, confused. "How did I get here?"
"You're mine now!" Jessy cheered happily from the back porch.
"Oh goody." He sighed, slumping onto the ground.
At the Akatsuki hideout, the members were each going on their missions when Sasori said to his partner. "I wish I could just leave you to die the young death you deserve, but orders are orders."
"Well then... I order you to get out! Hmm!" Deidara exclaimed before he and his partner started to bicker. Itachi passed by them and sighed.
"You two sound like a married couple...."
At that, both Sasori and Deidara stopped and shouted. "We are NOT A COUPLE!"
"Hey Aero, meet my sis-" Haru started to say as he walked in with his twin sister when he saw Aero stare, get up, change into a samba outfit and started dancing in place to impress the girl. Nami giggled a little. Aero smirked and danced his way over to Nami... only to get slapped in the face hard by Haru.
Normal Family...
"Don't let the bedbugs bite, Little Monkey." Mrs. Anderson said to her daughter.
Riley smiled. "Okay, Mom." Her mother turned off the lights and shut the door.
Jessy's Family
"Jessy, don't let the bedbugs bite." Audrey smiled. When she saw Jessy nod, she turned off the lights and closed the door. A few seconds later, the room lit up as Oogie was laying on Jessy's bed in his neon colors. Jessy's muffled voice came from inside of him.
"Oogie, no biting!" Oogie scowled at this.
Bill Cipher was at a desert somewhere without his hat and bowtie as he narrowed his eye in anger, looking around. "Where are you, ya little thief? I know you swiped my hat and tie! Give it back!" Just then, a doughnut was thrown towards him, hitting him right in the eye. "Ow!"
"Were you surprised?" A voice giggled. It was a genie-like Pokémon named Hoopa who was wearing Bill's hat and tie while eating a doughnut. Bill growled, taking the pastry off of him before he slowly turned red.
"Oh, I'll show you surprise!" Bill said, clenching his fists. Seeing Hoopa fly away, he snarled and charged after him. "Come back here so I'll turn your dreams into nightmares!" Hoopa laughed at that.
Typical Moana/Pokémon Crossover
"Welcome to Alola!" A kid named Hau smiled as he greeted Moana and her Demi-God friend, Maui, giving them a Popplio and Rowlet respectively.
"Thank you so much! This island's amazing!" Moana smiled while Maui agreed with a cheer. "Chee-hoo!"
But here's what no one thought of!
In Lalotai, a small Pokémon called a Cosmog was floating around until it spotted some shiny things on the ground and picked them up. A girl named Lillie was following it.
"Nebby, bad boy!" She scolded. "You shouldn't be running off like that! Now put those shiny things down and get in the bag!" Suddenly, Tamatoa came running towards them and stopped right in front of them, breathing heavily.
"A shiny tracker and his human servant?" He suddenly smirked. "You're both mine!" He grabbed both Lillie and Nebby with ease. Lillie grew pale and stuttered while Nebby cheered and wiggled around happily.
... I regret nothing.
First reaction of Karneval
SNJ was hugging a boy named Nai as she was watching the members of Circus come by. Upon seeing Captain Hirato, she squealed. "J. Michael Tatum!"
"No, I'm voiced by Ian Sinclair." Hirato bowed with a smile. "The captain from Airship one is Tatum." A red-haired male waved from behind.
"B-But, you're dark, implied to be sadistic, have this tuxedo thing going and you have the voice!" The woman argued. Spotting a blonde guy named Yogi, she called out, "Hey Vic, help me out here!"
Before Yogi could say something, a blue haired man came into the room with bandages on his head. He smiled nervously. "Actually, I'm the one who shares the same voice actor as Edward Elric, Tamaki Suoh, and others. The name's Karoku by the way."
"No, it can't be! The voices don't make sense!" SNJ was really confused now, hugging Nai tightly. Just then, Gareki came by and took Nai back from her.
"If it makes you feel better, I'm also Kaoru Hitachiin." He said. Upon hearing that, the writer screamed and backed up towards the wall.
"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
As music was heard playing, a fox named Nick Wilde smiled to the reader, "You can't find happiness in money or power, but you can find it in someone else... playing continuous ukulele music." It turned out that Steven was next to Nick, providing the music.
"Can I go home now?" Steven asked, visibly tired from strumming all this time.
"Never!"
At Lock, Shock and Barrel's treehouse...
A young Jessy was hanging out with Oogie's Boys when Oogie came in, looking mad.
"What did I tell y'all about drinkin' here?" He glared. Lock, Shock, and Barrel looked at each other before shrugging innocently
"Oogie, you know I'm not allowed to drink grown-up stuff, even when I'm a grown up." Jessy said, confused.
"Then what's this doin' inside o'me?" The boogeyman pulled out a water bottle from his back.
The four children stared at the water bottle, before Jessy got up and screamed. "I NEED WATER TO LIVE!"
"NOT IN MAH HOUSE!" Oogie roared back. Jessy snatched the bottle from the boogeyman, drinking it in defiance.
A moment later, Jessy ended up drinking her water bottle inside of Oogie, who crossed his arms in annoyance. The young trio just backed away.
Asmodeus put his seatbelt on as he was riding on a plane, hoping to do some travelling. Before the plane could take off, the pilot came out and asked over the intercom, "... Ya got that gas money?"
The prince of Lust glanced up, seeing that the pilot had a bit of a belly and had glowing orange eyes. He exclaimed, "Bee, we are on a plane!"
"No we're not! Get over here!" Bee grabbed Asmodeus by the shoulders, ripping him off of the seat.
"Brother!"
"Why are we still stuck here?!" Jay the Piplup screamed as she and her partner, Avery the Pikachu, were stuck in a forest with Grovyle. Just then, another exploration team passed by and stopped to meet them. They were Jessy the Servine and Ciel the Dewott. They both scoffed.
"We both finished our game, so walk it off!" Ciel and Jessy smirked. Before they could do a thing, two Pokémon came into the scene, towering over all of them. They were Jessy the Lucario and Bipper the Delphox. The Lucario gasped, seeing the two teams and rushed over, picking them all up from the floor while saying. "Bipper, look at these poor kids! We must save them. Go beat up the other Pokémon!"
"With pleasure~!" The Delphox smiled widely at that. At this, the Piplup, Pikachu, Servine, and Dewott stared in awe before all four them bowed repeatedly and exclaimed. "WE ARE NOT WORTHY!"
"... What the heck?" Grovyle blinked, confused.
What probably happened when Maui and Tamatoa were still friends...
"Rise and shine, buddy~" Maui smiled as he sat down near a large pile of gold. As soon as he said this, the pile lifted itself up, revealing to be Tamatoa with a bright golden shell. The shine from the artifacts reflected right into Maui's eyes, blinding him.
Shine bright like a diamond~
"Oh gods, my eyes!" The demi-god yelped and fell backwards, covering his eyes.
"I'm up, I'm up!" Tamatoa yawned. "Today seems like it's going to be a good day."
"I trusted you!"
Pokémon Logic
"We are Glutton and Lighting! We will destroy Alola tonight!" A giant grey and blue ultra beast with fangs and claws roared as it stomped all over one of the Alolan islands along with a white-haired ultra beast made out of cables. "We will stop at nothing until every living being is-"
"Poke Bean?" OogieJess held up what looked like to be large heart-shaped treats.
Upon seeing it, Glutton and Lighting both hugged the monster, begging for Poke Beans happily. OogieJess smirked and put on some shades.
The world is saved once again!
"Hey Connie, do you wanna hang out tonight?" Steven asked over the phone.
"Sorry, Steven. I can't. School night." Connie apologized before hanging up. Suddenly, an actual knight popped into the room, holding a sword.
"Back to work!" The knight bellowed. Connie yelped and instantly got out her notebook, scribbling on it. "Addition! Subtraction! Division! Economics!"
"So... what did you call me for?" Young Jessy looked around the dark room. Frisk pointed to a giant monster known as Omega Flowey, who laughed demonically. Jessy blinked slowly, then a lightbulb appeared on her head as she smiled. "I got it!" Taking out a stick, she hit Omega Flowey with it. The monster and the Fallen Child blinked at this.
"Is that the best you got?" Omega Flowey asked, not impressed. He got his answer when suddenly he transformed into a giant human version of himself. Jessy was about to charge at him until she changed into young OogieJess and punched Frisk, causing a pale child called Chara to fly out of them.
"Ow! What was that for?" Chara exclaimed in annoyance.
"Let's tango, demon child!" OogieJess replied, preparing his/her fists. Chara took out their knife and pounced on the monster child. As they were fighting, Frisk was recording with a cell phone while Omega Flowey just stared.
"What the heck?"
"And now for the weather is our weather-man, Deidara!" A silver-haired boy named Allen Walker announced while sitting at a desk. "Dei?"
"It's going to be hot, hmm!" Deidara exclaimed in another room, holding up a clay bomb.
"Thank you, Dei." Allen sweat-dropped, then muttered. "This guy's not going to work."
Just then Deidara came from behind Allen, smirking. "Climate change~"
"AAAHHH!" Allen screamed in fright.
Before...
"Sasuke? I hate him!" SNJ frowned, throwing a Sasuke plushie away from her.
Now
In "Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 3- Full Burst", Jessy was dressed up as Sasuke as she went down a hallway with Karin by her side. They came across two hallways as Karin informed. "Sasuke, there are two ways. The left path has many enemy shinobi while the right path leads straight to Danzo. Where should we go?"
Jessy thought about it until she smirked and started walking to the left. A few minutes later, she was laughing madly while swinging her sword at many samurai.
"I will kill you all! MWA HA HA HA!" Karin just watched from the background, blushing.
"You're lucky this door is holding me back!" Dipper threatened as he saw the human versions of the Vore Gang on the other side of the chained door. The three blinked before Shukaku pushed the door open easily. At that, the 13-year-old nervously gave the three monsters his possessions with a smile. "Here is my journal, my cell phone, my keys, and my hat! Come on in, fellas!" He escorted the tall adults into his house, hopefully avoiding any beatings from them.
If Video Game Villains Were Really Smart...
Team Rebels were fighting a large mass known as Dark Matter inside the Tree of Life. After the Riolu and Fennekin made their move, Dark Matter paused before saying, "LoOK oVer THerE!"
"Where?" Jessy and Bipper turned, only to get knocked out when Dark Matter threw it's animosity at them, causing them to fall asleep. It then stole all of the team's reviver seeds before drawing its power briefly and stabbing both Pokémon with shadow spears. It huffed, "WhO's wEAk nOw, FOOLS?!"
Why Tamatoa ISN'T part of the Vore Gang
At a beach somewhere, Jessy was going into the water with a smile as she waved. "Look guys! I'm finally gonna swim in deeper waters!" The human versions of Oogie, Shukaku and Tamatoa looked up from what they were doing. Oogie was raiding the food, Shukaku was tanning himself, and Tamatoa was searching for any shiny objects hidden in the sand. They all gave her a thumbs up.
A moment later, Jessy was practically drowning as human Twoey came running by, alarmed. Oogie and Shukaku were equally shocked.
"Oh Hell, my owner's drowning!" He then stopped when he saw that Tamatoa wasn't phased by this. "Aren't you gonna do something?!"
Tamatoa blinked, turned to Twoey, and deadpanned. "Help. Murder. Police."
"What about the rest of y'all?"
"The three of us can't swim." The three monsters pointed out. Twoey groaned in frustration before rushing to save Jessy.
"Hey dudes!" Soos called out to a group of people partying, "Some guy I met is gonna throw this cool party and he said it's gonna be the bomb!" Everyone cheered at that.
A few minutes later, the group entered a house and went into a room... only to see Deidara sitting on a chair with multiple clay birds surrounding him. He smirked as he made a hand-sign, saying. "Turn down for what?"
"Party's over!" Soos exclaimed as he and the party made a run for it in fear.
"Whoa, that was such a doozy! Hope that makes it all up." Bill Cipher sighed in relief before addressing the reader. "So you all have an idea what happens next, right? At the last minute, the group of random characters all band together, attack me at once, and I end up defeated, end of story, right?" He mocked this before suddenly laughing. "WRONG~! There's no one stopping me!"
To prove this, the triangle floated to a door and opened it, revealing nothing on the other side. "Didn't you notice how long this Random Stuff is? The lack of Broken Heart's friends in this? Why there's no new stories at all? To make a long story short, there was a big blow out and now everyone's dead and gone! The friends, the stories, the ideas, the relationships, everything's destroyed and I didn't have to do a thing!" He cheered. "And now that I'm in control, it's time I'd ruin what's left and have complete control of it all again, starting with Broken Heart!" He snapped his fingers as a spotlight shone on Jessy, who was chained to the floor and tired with bruises on her body. Bill narrowed his eye at the girl, contemplating on how to play with her.
During this, SNJ was inside a gigantic dungeon, staring at a blank piece of paper for who knows how long with her pen hovering above it. We finally get to see her appearance which was a messy haired tan woman with dark brown eyes, a simple shirt and slacks, and oddly wearing a violet mask over her mouth that had a red X on it. She was sitting on top of ruined buildings, papers, and bodies. Her hands were shaking as she continued to stare at the paper.
"... Have you been staring at that for months now?" A familiar voice groaned. SNJ looked up to see Tamatoa laying down next to her, staring at her in annoyance. The writer gasped before going back to staring. "Oh, hi Insecurity. Here to torment me again tonight?"
"As much as I enjoy it, not tonight."
"Then would you kindly go away please? I'm busy."
Tamatoa scowled, "And why should I do that?"
"Let's see, because I hate you? Because I want you to? Because you ruined my life just as I'm just starting to figure it all out! Because I can't do anything without you judging me! Because you won't let me scream?!" The writer's voice escalated rapidly.
"... Then scream." SNJ was taken aback at the crab's response.
"W-What?"
"You can't keep these feelings inside you forever. So I will allow you to scream it out."
"B-B-But there's people here watching us." SNJ pointed to the reader.
The shiny crab sighed. "Just pretend for a moment that they don't matter. It's just you and me. Now scream!" Although she still had her doubts, the writer took a breath before she suddenly roared. She kicked and screamed. She punched at the crab's claws even though they were too tough to do any notable damage. She threw things around. She rambled incoherently about all the bad things that happened currently, what annoyed her, and mostly expressed her hatred to herself as a person. All the while, the king of Lalotai sat throughout the tantrum, staring at the human with a deadpan expression.
SNJ concluded with a cry, "I just don't know what to do anymore! Every move I make and word I say is always a mistake. I still love my friends and family. It's just not the same anymore. If I don't get my act together, I'm going to end up alone living with all the guilt!"
"... yet, you're still here. You're still you. Despite all the inner turmoil and the idea of your purpose in life being questioned, you didn't give up. You didn't change your true self. You kept on going while still in pain." The writer grew silent, letting those words sink in. Her representation of her insecurity continued.
"Look Babe, you can't get rid of me for good, but you can control how you handle me... how you handle life. If I know you like I think I do, this is child's play compared to what darkness you've been through already. You're going to let some disagreements bring you down? You're going to let some stupid triangle control your mind and stories without a fight?" The words clicked into her thought process. She began to realize that he had a point. She was still there, caring about others and her own life. Without a word, she sniffled and hugged one of his claws in agreement, relieved that she at least let out her thoughts to herself.
Tamatoa smirked slightly at this. "You humans and your stubbornness. So, what do we do next, mon amie?"
"... I want you to take me to Jessy while you and Oogie stall Bill..."
Some time later, Bill was staring down at Jessy in a separate torture room, the girl recently electrocuted while she was still down. He was about to shock her again when he heard a couple of crashes.
"Oh Bill! We think you suck and we're gonna crash your place for a while~" Oogie called out from the upper floor. At that, Bill stopped and briefly turned red.
"Oh for the love of- I thought I gotten rid of everybody!" He exclaimed, frustrated. He then floated out of the room, not noticing SNJ coming in. Jessy panted, catching her breath when she saw the writer come up to her with a surprised look on her face.
"C-Creator? Is that you?" Jessy spoke up weakly with a cough. Seeing her OC in a weakened yet similar state, the writer ran up to her and dropped down to her knees, grabbing Jessy's hands and holding them for comfort.
"Jessy, there's something I want to tell you." SNJ choked before she continued, "I'm sorry for everything! For dragging you into this mess. For making you suffer my agony. For not writing. For not doing what I should've been doing. All this time since I created you, I just went along with everyone else and let them define you for me. Now that I'm thinking about it, only I get to decide who you are in the end. I don't know the real you, your backstory, or whether or not you'll get a happy ending. But I do know this: I've seen you as the person I want to be, the person who's happy with her life and is not lonely. But deep down, you should be all of me, flaws and all. Please, tell me your story! Even if it takes me till the day I die!" She then sobbed loudly, letting all of the stress and energy out. Jessy was silent, not knowing what to say. Before the writer knew it though, her OC gave her a warm hug and didn't move for a while.
"... Let's fuse." Was Jessy's reply after a couple of minutes. SNJ gasped and looked up, tears streaming down her face as she sniffled. Before she could break down again, Jessy tightened the hug.
"No matter what happens to either of us, I love you."
"... I know..." The writer whimpered. "I love you, too." Just then, the platform the women were standing on began to rise up. Noticing this, the two nodded to each other before standing back to back against each other, holding their hands together as they waited to encounter Bill once and for all.
At the top floor, Bill was trying to kick the two monsters out of the mindscape. "Both of you, get the heck outta here! I'm running the show now and I'm not letting some bugs and a crab tell me otherwise!"
"But then we would miss the show." Oogie pointed out as he made himself at home.
"What show?" In response, Tamatoa banged his elbow on the wall. The lights shut down save for one spotlight as a platform raised up from a hole on the floor. Jessy and SNJ were standing back to back with their eyes closed, Jessy still in chains. Bill just stared in disbelief.
As the instrumental version of "Shape of You" started to play, both women opened their eyes. Jessy looked at Oogie, her heart and stomach starting to glow as her eyes became hollow. SNJ looked at Tamatoa, her heart and back glowing as well. She squinted a little before placing on her eyeglasses. The both of them took a deep breath and their hearts started to beat in a fast pace as they began their dance while humming and entering hyper-state.
Jessy's dance was mostly freestyle and break dance, which consisted of twirls, swaying her hips, and letting the beat dictate her dancing. SNJ, on the other hand, stayed in place while doing an awkward salsa-like dance. Acting like the boogeyman, Jessy went up to the writer and grabbed her arms into a literal tango as she sang.
OogieJess: Writer, you know who you love
Ya can't handle this creativity
C'mon now, give me the lead
Ya might be crazy, don't blame me
SNJ hesitated with a blush at first, but gained back her confidence and smirked. Acting like the crab, she pushed Jessy out of the way to get into the spotlight.
SNJ/Tamatoa: Say, Babe
Why do you talk so much?
You'll end up eaten by insecurity
C'mon now, give me the lead
C'mon now, give me the lead
As the song continued, the two women danced together in a modern waltz, not caring whether or not they sucked at dancing. They briefly looked back at Tamatoa and Oogie, imagining their future lives, their achievements, struggles, and friends, both past and present. They laughed and cried at the same time before Jessy backed up and charged straight into the writer. They embraced and their bodies were enveloped in a bright light.
As Bill was blinded by this briefly, both Oogie and Tamatoa smirked at this. The light started to form a being as a loud heartbeat was heard all over the room. Soon, the light died down.
The fusion was large in both width and height. They resembled a twenty-foot-tall tan woman with a plump hourglass figure and two pairs of arms, the top pair having black fingerless gloves. They wore a large dark blue cloak, a black undershirt with multicolored polka dots, dark red bellbottoms, purple eyeglasses, and golden bracelets on their wrists and ankles. Their black hair was more messy in comparison. They had two pairs of eyes, the top pair black with light brown pupils and the bottom pair of dark brown pupils which were wearing the eyeglasses. With golden freckles, purple lips, bioluminescent heart-shaped tattoos on their body, and overall chubby young face, they were an oddity to look at. Oddly enough, multiple multicolored hearts were floating all around them.
Upon seeing them, Bill stared before letting out a chuckle. "I can't believe it! A fusion that looks like a copycat of Arapeta! And what are you supposed to be?"
Still chained, the fusion blinked all of their eyes, staring at the triangle. They looked at themselves before replying in a soft, four-pitched voice. "I'm expressing my insecurity creatively, so... I guess I'm Empathy, the leader and main ruler of Subuku No Jess..." That made the triangle roar with more laughter.
"Empathy's gonna stop me? Who thought up this plan?! What are ya gonna do? Snap your 'claws' at me?"
"Actually, I'm here to congratulate you and see you off on your new ownership of SNJ. You earned it after all. I mean, what good am I? You don't have feelings, so I'm useless against you." Empathy shrugged while smiling.
"Ya got that right!" He boasted, cracking his knuckles. "Watch me do my thing." He sat on his throne and started to glow, merging his being with SNJ's mindscape and draining the background color in the process. All seemed well until Bill started gagging and glowing red.
"What's happening to me?" The dream demon felt his entire body boiling and burning from the inside out. He started to see and hear words that somehow hurt him along with a thundering heartbeat. He glanced to see Empathy, Oogie, and Tamatoa just watching with smiles on their faces. Empathy showing their sharp teeth. "What did you do to me?!"
"Oh, nothing really special. I know you don't have feelings, but Subuku no Jess on the other hand? It's the exact opposite. I guess you could say our hearts too big for our soul and mind!" Both their hands slowly turned into fists, causing Bill to let out a scream as claw indents were visible on his body. The word hallucinations seemed to get stronger along with the heartbeats.
"Y-You tricked me!" Bill sneered, holding himself. "You wanted me to merge with your mind!" Empathy's toothy grin widened.
"You see Cipher, you figured out my weaknesses: I can't talk right, think right, look right, or do right, but you didn't take in what I CAN do. I can put emotion into both my acting, drawing and writing. I can take any cheerful creation and give a dark twist! I can bring cities to ruin, break people's hearts, and turn lives upside down with my words alone!" They laughed insanely, "Yet, I don't do this because of my emotions and fears. This place is my escape to the harsh reality and now it feels like the same thing. It seems like everyday, I torture myself with emotions and stress and there's no escape! And do you want to know why I suffer for so long?"
They paused a bit, almost defusing from the emotions that were about to come, but they pulled themselves together as Bill screamed in agony.
"Because I'm living. 'Cuz I'm still here, learning and making a place in life before I go. The only place there is for me in this world is stories, the things that drive my very being and keeps me sane! I want to write stories for people so that someone could read them and say 'Wow, I never knew that!' or 'I understand how that person feels', 'cuz in a world where time is dead and meaning has no meaning, you need somebody telling you that it's going to be okay! That there's someone out there who actually gets it! That they're not alone in this bipolar, messed-up place called Life!" They choked on their words, drool dripping from their fangs and tears streaming from both pairs of eyes. They took deep breaths before roaring. "So go ahead! Give it your best shot! I'm ready for anything you throw at me! No matter what happens, I'll keep on writing! I'll keep on dreaming! I'll keep on living until my time is up! You'll be stuck with crazy, stubborn me for a very long time, so you better get used to it!" They outstretched both pairs of arms wide and panted, the hearts around them pulsing gradually. The emotions that overtook the demon disappeared.
At first, Bill Cipher didn't say anything. He got up, floated towards the fusion, and glared at them face to face.
"... You are the most selfish, hopeless, sinful, idiotic meat-sack I ever met." The triangle commented drily, his gaze narrowing. Empathy glared back, not confirming nor denying the statement. They then gasped in slight surprise when the dream demon released their chains with his hands blazing blue fire.
"That's why I like ya, kid. Truth is I'm losing my touch too since a year ago! So I'll give you back your mind and body if you continue to still write about me. I'll even become your anarchy to sweeten the deal. So sit before I change my mind!" He motioned to the empty throne before floating off to the side along with the other monsters, leaving it at that.
Now tired and satisfied, the fusion limped to the large throne and climbed up until they sat down and relaxed, catching their breath. Once they felt a bit better, Empathy whispered. "Wake up."
All of a sudden, SNJ woke up while gasping for air. She found herself on her bed in reality during the night, surrounded by papers, textbooks, notebooks. Some had writings for her homework. Others had doodles. Most of the objects were scribbled and crossed out. Both the bed and the writer looked like a huge mess. Yawning and rubbing her eyes, SNJ slowly got her laptop and opened it to save her work. She then stopped and stared at the first thing she saw once she logged in.
On the laptop screen were the words: "Don't let something like that ruin you, babe!"
At that, the writer exhaled deeply and tears poured out from her eyes, all the thoughts and emotions spilling out of her quietly. She thought about her past, present, and future. She thought about her love and family. She thought about her friends. She then thought about her OCs and stories. Taking it all in, she sighed and went onto DeviantArt and settings with a serious frown. She really didn't know when to give up. She typed a little, moved her cursor, then pressed, knowing that she would face the consequences and challenges from here on out.
Click.
MJSmoothCriminal999 has changed their username to SubukuNoJess.
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Finally after two years in the making, the seventh installment of "Jessy's Random Stuff: Weirdmageddon/Bill Cipher edition"!
This took a long while for me to make with every obstacle in my way recently. Many jokes/scenes were cut, school would get in the way, and writer's block would come often. I wanted to not only get back into writing, but also end the Random Stuff Bill Arc once and for all. This was originally going to be a Christmas one two years ago, but I kept delaying it. Most of these skits were inspired from funny scenes and vines, but others were actual ones I thought of on the spot. This is probably the longest one I ever did.
About the ending: I have a feeling that you would probably think, "Jess, haven't you moved passed it yet?", "This is supposed to be light-hearted nonsense!", or "You're just seeking attention". It might feel that way, but it's far from it. The truth is that last year, I almost lost my confidence as both a writer and a friend. I'm still dealing with it, but I overthink my actions and words when speaking to the people I am close with. If I feel like I am going to hurt the person unintentionally, I would shut down mentally and either not respond at all or I feel like I'm emotionless with no soul. I felt like I ran out of ideas, my old ideas were stupid and that I was losing my touch and control of my writing life. I wanted to give up, forget, and cut my ties with people. Usually when I feel negative about myself, I express my thoughts and emotions by Creative Writing and poke fun at my own expense. That's how I look at how I am percieved by society and learn from it. It's basically a self realization of my current life and how to deal with it, giving it some closure. Plus I tend to get dark at times and put deep meaning behind things.
So for my mentality, here are everyone's symbols in the ending:
Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas)- My Creativity
Tamatoa (Moana)- My Insecurity
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)- My Anarchy
Jessy (My OC)- My Ideal Self
SNJ- My Real Self
Fusion of Cosplay!Jessy and SNJ- My Empathy
The words on the laptop screen were actually a reply from a Tamatoa RP tumblr account where I told my worries anonymously and I was told this. And the changing username thing happened as well. I still have some less confidence on writing and using others OCs, so for this, I mostly only used my OCs and canon characters. I just want to say thank you for those who supported me and stuck with someone like me up till now. Also thanks for those who gave me some ideas for this. It might be a long while until I do another Random Stuff, but I'll try to get back into writing again.
New Fandoms Mentioned:
- Moana
- Zootopia
- Finding Dory
- Frozen
- Kingdom Hearts
- Mario
- Star VS The Forces of Evil
- Assassination Classroom
- Beelzebub
- Full Metal Alchemist
- Broken Age
- Karneval
- D. Gray Man
If anyone likes this, comment and/or fave please!
Thank You and Enjoy~
All Canon Characters Belong To Their Original Owners!
trachie171 (c)
Haru and Nami (c)
and 
Jessy, OogieJess, Jess, Asmodeus, Bee, Aero, Ace, Idea, and Oneshots (c) Me
This took a long while for me to make with every obstacle in my way recently. Many jokes/scenes were cut, school would get in the way, and writer's block would come often. I wanted to not only get back into writing, but also end the Random Stuff Bill Arc once and for all. This was originally going to be a Christmas one two years ago, but I kept delaying it. Most of these skits were inspired from funny scenes and vines, but others were actual ones I thought of on the spot. This is probably the longest one I ever did.
About the ending: I have a feeling that you would probably think, "Jess, haven't you moved passed it yet?", "This is supposed to be light-hearted nonsense!", or "You're just seeking attention". It might feel that way, but it's far from it. The truth is that last year, I almost lost my confidence as both a writer and a friend. I'm still dealing with it, but I overthink my actions and words when speaking to the people I am close with. If I feel like I am going to hurt the person unintentionally, I would shut down mentally and either not respond at all or I feel like I'm emotionless with no soul. I felt like I ran out of ideas, my old ideas were stupid and that I was losing my touch and control of my writing life. I wanted to give up, forget, and cut my ties with people. Usually when I feel negative about myself, I express my thoughts and emotions by Creative Writing and poke fun at my own expense. That's how I look at how I am percieved by society and learn from it. It's basically a self realization of my current life and how to deal with it, giving it some closure. Plus I tend to get dark at times and put deep meaning behind things.
So for my mentality, here are everyone's symbols in the ending:
Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas)- My Creativity
Tamatoa (Moana)- My Insecurity
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)- My Anarchy
Jessy (My OC)- My Ideal Self
SNJ- My Real Self
Fusion of Cosplay!Jessy and SNJ- My Empathy
The words on the laptop screen were actually a reply from a Tamatoa RP tumblr account where I told my worries anonymously and I was told this. And the changing username thing happened as well. I still have some less confidence on writing and using others OCs, so for this, I mostly only used my OCs and canon characters. I just want to say thank you for those who supported me and stuck with someone like me up till now. Also thanks for those who gave me some ideas for this. It might be a long while until I do another Random Stuff, but I'll try to get back into writing again.
New Fandoms Mentioned:
- Moana
- Zootopia
- Finding Dory
- Frozen
- Kingdom Hearts
- Mario
- Star VS The Forces of Evil
- Assassination Classroom
- Beelzebub
- Full Metal Alchemist
- Broken Age
- Karneval
- D. Gray Man
If anyone likes this, comment and/or fave please!
Thank You and Enjoy~
All Canon Characters Belong To Their Original Owners!
trachie171 (c)
Haru and Nami (c)
and Jessy, OogieJess, Jess, Asmodeus, Bee, Aero, Ace, Idea, and Oneshots (c) Me
© 2017 - 2024 SubukuNoJess
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That was amazing. Loved how the ending is relatable.
Still, remember we'll always be here for you too. And I'll be with you, always
Still, remember we'll always be here for you too. And I'll be with you, always